I just had to post this so that A) you all could be infinitely jealous of the five star meal that I was thrilled that Andrew grilled up this evening, and B) to give Holly the heebe jeebes.
When you're living out of boxes, it doesn't get much better than tonight's fare. This is Moving Food, folks. It's not for the weak.
(Okay, Holly, I guess you can include this in your future famous cookbook. I wouldn't mind a mention in the credits, though. With a picture. And possibly a small footnote about my brilliance. In the center of the page, if possible, in an austere font. In bold.)
The Most Delicious Moving Dawg You'll Ever Eat Especially If You're Starving
1 grilled turkey dog
1 whole wheat bun
6 kosher dill pickles
1/4 chopped onion
12 vegetable chips
a couple of squirts of dijon mustard and ketchup
a dripping of queso dip
Must be served on paper plates and eaten on top of a cardboard box.